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So many people have asked us about the cover pictures
to the new album so here is the story!
First I needed a skeleton... I knew I would be burying it in the dirt
so renting one (if I could find one) was out of the question. I tried
to buy a medical grade skeleton on E-bay but I was out bid
in the last 30 seconds. The price was up to $175 bucks but I figured that
with Halloween just a couple months away that I could re- sell it.
I thought I would call around to see if anyone had one for rent and I
found a shop that would rent one out for $50. When I arrived I knew there
would be questions, after all what would a guy be doing with a skeleton
in August? Sure enough the guy said What are you gonna do with it?
I told him that a friend of mine was getting married on Halloween and
that I was doing the invitations (which was partially true-Tim Polecat
got married in Vegas on Halloween). I told him I would be posing the skeleton
sitting in a chair.
The guy was real paranoid and insisted on showing me how he wanted me
to carry it! He said Just be real careful with him . Little
did he know what I was going to do.
So... It was a saturday afternoon in Phoenix.....IN AUGUST! It was about
112 degrees that day. My then wife and I drove way out into the desert
where there would be no people around. Can you imagine if someone saw
me carrying a skeleton and a shovel?! After driving way out on a dirt
road, we found a cool spot in a wash where the gravel was loose.
People ask if I really buried the instruments. The answer is, sort of.
I had taped off the parts that would be in the ground with plastic. I
started with the bass. I had to dig a massive hole in the stifling heat!
I put the bass in the hole and positioned the skeleton and then buried
the whole thing. I then brushed away the dirt to make it look like an
archeological site.
The skeleton had a lot of metal fasteners which I had to cover. The big
rock on the skull is there because the skull was cut in half and had a
connecter in the middle. Some people thought the rock was supposed to
look like a quiff, but that was not the intention.
We took the pictures and I was ready to do the drum. Instead of being
careful, I yanked the skeleton up out of the dirt and the leg came off!
Then I noticed that the knee cap bone was missing. I was freaking out
because I thought if I cant find it, the guy at the costume shop
is going to shit! I looked all over in the spot where I dug the hole and
back on the trail to the car- no luck. I wasnt even sure if the
knee cap was already missing when I got it.
After about 45 minutes of searching, I decided to do the rest of the pictures
first and then continue looking. I could not find it, so we went home.
That night I couldnt sleep thinking about the guy at the costume
shop and the fact that they would probably make me pay for a new one,
etc.
The next morning I got up early, went to Home Depot, bought a a big sifter
rake and went back out to the spot in the desert. I sifted through the
dirt for about 2 hours and I couldnt find that knee cap.
The skeleton now had a broken leg joint, two broken ribs, and was very
dirty, not to mention the missing knee cap.I put the skeleton in the shower
and cleaned it up, then I took it into work and re-glued the ribs and
made a new pin for the leg.
When I took the skeleton back to the shop, I was going to pretend I didnt
notice the knee cap, but much to my surprise , the guy didnt say
anything. He gave me a receipt and I was outta there! I thought someday
I would mail the pictures to the shop!
I cleaned up the instruments including the snare drum, which I also had
rented and was brand new. Somehow I got some gravel in the F-hole of my
bass and some of it is still in there. Some people have asked if the photos
were computer generated and I say Next time they will be!
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